Sunday, April 20, 2008

A message to "Don Juan" and "Mrs. Robinson"

"Don Juan" is the married man paying for a new beemer, a weekly hotel rental and a mistress.

"Mrs. Robinson" is the married woman doing the same thing. Substitute "boy toy" for "mistress".

Message reads:

Your spouse suspects. You know that. Stop being a coward. File for divorce. Or separation. Or marriage counseling.

You are not an international super spy. You will not get away with it. Avoid looking like the bad guy. Come clean with the spouse. Or stop before you're caught.

Separate and be free to screw whoever you want.

Duh.

Message ends.


I never get it. Must be the risk factor. Getting caught is the least of it. Ready to risk getting stuck with massive alimony and loosing the kids?

You aren't terrible people. You're just confused and unhappy. But there are choices: fix the marriage or leave the marriage.

Or act like a jerk, have an affair and loose the marriage and everything else.

Why do so many people chose door number three?

No comments: